Dear America: A Love Letter from Canada Amidst the Toxic Wastelands of X and Facebook

My imaginings of Canucks living above a meth lab

Greetings, America! As you navigate the delightful chaos of X and Facebook—those digital swamps where reason goes to die and outrage thrives—our polite neighbors to the north, Canada, are watching you from afar, shaking their heads in both disbelief and amusement. Picture them, with a star-studded view of you like a kid watching a train wreck in slow mo…