[Scene: A stage resembling the Oval Office, with an oversized desk and grand décor. ELON MUSK is standing confidently at the desk, wearing a SpaceX jumpsuit, while DONALD TRUMP is seated, looking bewildered.]
ELON MUSK: (enthusiastically) I’m telling you, Donald! The first order of business when I take over the White House will be to install solar panels…
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